The 640 MEG Shareware Studio 2/The 640 Meg Shareware Studio CD-ROM Volume II (Data Express)(1993).ISO/comm/tags3.zip/TAGLINES.TXT

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"Beam me a board, Scotty!" - "A 2x4, Sir?"
"Even bugs have bugs." - Major D. Bug
"God is dead" - Nietzsche ... "Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
(   (  ( ((( In Stereo ))) )  )   )
(  ( (( In Sound Blaster Stereo where available )) )  )
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk ?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (Y)ou must be kidding ?
*REAL* men use COPY CON to create Windows apps...
- ·- --· ·-·· ·· -· ·
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
...And many MILES to go before I sleep.
...and then she pressed the CTRL key...
...but I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
...gnorw tnew gnihtemoS
10 IF sin THEN GO TO hell
100Mhz 80486 - don't you smell something burning ?
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
9 out of 10 men who try camel, prefer women
<----- The information went data way ----->
A byte for your thoughts
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A hand in the bush beats two on the bird.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A nation . . . is just a society for hating foreigners
A Wise Man Once Said: I Don't Know.
AAcckk!!  II''mm  iinn  hhaallff  dduupplleexx
Adult: one old enough to know better
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain UNIX?
All excelent things are as difficult as they are rare.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Always forgive your enemies.  They -HATE- that!
Another day.. Another job hopelessly botched...
Anybody heard of a meme???
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
Ask for help and be in debt forever
Aural sex produces eargasms
AUTO-DISCONNECT in 3 min. Press any key to abort
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup your HD you don't have enough road for 88mph
Backup? I've never had troubl**&{[} 3$$ERROR
Bah ! You've got no sense of humor...
Be green! Make a culture of your own grass.
BEERWARE: "If it works, buy yourself a beer!"
Before reply, check if your brain is in gear.
Behead a lawyer for Allah!
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance
Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy
Black holes were created by God when divided by zero!
Brain damage? No thaks, I allready have some.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C programmers do it in libraries.
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Chicken feads are the chief food ao captive alligators
CLOSED FOR TAG IMPROVMENT
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean??
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead... hide wallet.
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Dangerous exercice: jumping to conclusions
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Define life? A fatal, sexually transmitted disease
Dice ize a portchuguise teguelaine.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law
Do unto others before they undo you.
Do you have Bernoulli sauce in this restaurant?
Do you know where my tag is?
Does "bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted
Don't be so open-minded, your brains may fall off...
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards
Don't worry about protection hackers still break'it
Enjoy while you can, one day everybody have a modem
ELECTRIC DREAMS are never what they seem...
Errare sysopum est
Error c80001: Compiler out of patience
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN. Operator not loaded
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Every time is a good time for goodbye...
Everybody ought to have a friend.
Everyone, vote against incumbents.
Excellent time become a missing person.
Feel lucky?! Upgrade your software!
FFuull  dduupplleexx??  WWhhaatt  iiss  tthhaatt??
Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
For Ray-Tracing I use my Cray(on).
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Giving a program a day keeps the doctor away
Go for Baroque--If you can get a Handel on it.
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works!
GUI = [G]enerally [U]seless [I]nterface
Hapiness is... CONNECT 14400/ARQ/HST/HST/V24BIS
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Have you thanked your SysOp today?
He is almost a statesman. He lies well
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Help destroy America, join Earth First...
Hi mem.....errr I mean, mom!
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
HST = Hot Super Transfers!
Keep America beautiful.... Emigrate.
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
I can help; my fees are reasonable.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I cannot scream for HELP! My F1 Key racing: in Monaco.
I don't have a joke here. I just like saying "SLMR".
I don't have the solution but I admire the problem.
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me...
I like my job, it's just the work I hate
I love contradictions. Don't you hate them too?
I ma loof a tahw ,siht gnidaer detsaw emit siht lla
I need professional help. I'm a modem addict!
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I said hang ON!
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize...
I tryed snorting coke... and almost DROWNED
I used to write, but now I message.
I was here!
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
I'm all taged out!
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm sure that it's clearly explained in the DSZ.DOC...
I'm writing a fine tagline!
I've Fallen and I can't Beam Up!
IBM - It Barely Multiplies
IBM - It's Better Manually
If at 1st tou don't succed, call it Ver 1.0
If there isn't a law, there will be
If this is timesharing, give me my share now!
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them
If you love your files, back them up!
If you use this tagline, send $10 registration.
If you're not confused, you must try harder!
If your mom says you're fat, can you say you hate her?
In God We Trust. All others pay cash
Is SEX dirty?    Only if it is done RIGHT!!!!!
Is this really happening?
It is I, LeClerc !!
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !
It'sverydifficulttocreativewithsolittlespacetowrite.
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Just tagging alone...
Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, eat dessert first!!
Life is still in Beta test
Liposuction will destroy your FAT
Live happy ..... don't die
Lookatthismess!Turnoffyourdatacompressionnow!!
Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Man and wife make one fool.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Me indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Delay
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
MISinformation is the cruellest virus.
Money is the root of all wealth
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Nothin' a beer and a big hamburger wouldn't solve!
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, NO CARRIER
My computer NEVER loc
My master wrote this.
My mouse has IRQ conflicts with my Cat...
My other computer is a Cray Y-MP!
My other tagline is a Porsche
My reality check just bounced.
Never argue with a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
No matter how you know, you'll never know enough.
No no ! "any" is not a special key to continue.
No tagline today in honour of tagline haters.
No taglines allowed
No, no, nurse!!! I said "Prick his boil"!!!!!!!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Make it right before you make it faster.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Not tonight darling, I've got a modem...
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Now, where did I park my hard drive?
Of course I Know what I'm doing... ...NO CARRIER
Ok, you've got your point. But where's the comma ?
On a clear disk you can seek forever
Only 128,234,596 sec. to the Second Comming!
Out of memory for Tagline.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
Pascal programmers do it with Toolboxes!
Peace sells... but who's buying?
Place written complaint and proof here ====> []
Politicians do it with everyone
Practice safe algebra... use brackets!
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Programmers are a BIT smarter
Programmers get overlaid!
Prostitutes never have a free night!
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Q W E R T Y  ... still learning ...  A S D F G H
Read my lips :-(O)
Real programmers save their backups on punched cards!
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable To Recover Universe
Regardless of what you may NOT think, this is a tagline
Resistence is useless! (if < 1 Ohm)
Rob the creative & give to the poor!
SELF DESTRUCTION SEQUENCE. Press any key to confirm.
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
Sleep mode: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SLMR - Serious Large Mail Reader.
Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to...
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week.
Sorry, today there isn't any Tagline available...
Speed limit '2.997298x10^8'
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels.
Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons
Split personality? Who, us?
Standards are wonderful! So many to choose from!
Stop the World! I want to get off!
STOP! Didn't you saw the 1200 BAUD ONLY sign?
Strike any user when ready...
Stupidity is NOT a handicap! Look at the help you get.
Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
System error 1303: Power not on
SYSTEM ERROR! Press F13 to continue.
T...Th...Tha...Tha...That...That's all folks!!
TAGLINES! We don't need no stinking taglines!
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here for prize
Tagline on strike
Teachers have class
That's not a bug! It's a "sorry, must reboot" feature!
That's not a bug, that's a feature
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The cost of liberty is less than the price of opression.
The difference between a virus and Windows: Viruses work!
The easy way is always mined.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a XT.
The majority is never right
The Plywood PC - 604-598-1546 - Home of SLMR!
The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
The solution to the problem changes the problem
There are Comm Programs. And then there's Telemate.
There's a plot afoot to make me think I'm paranoid.
This is a Stolen Tagline.
This Line is very Tag.
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.
Time exists so that everything doesn't happen at once
U are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike
Use undiluted Lint for clean programs
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
UNREGISTED tagline, send $10 for registration
Use anti-virus, have safe hex
Using TV can ruin your mind
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I came, I saw, I taped
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We have met the enemy and not only is he ours, he is us.
WEIRD TAG~~~___ FoR WEIRD uSeRs...
Welcome to the end of the message!
Whatever you do, you'll regret it!
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stay.
Why do one thing at a time? Use an Amiga Computer
Why do you exist?  .... To Serve the Empire!
Why, that's the most unheard-of thing I've ever heard of.
Windows 3.0 in a XT 4.77 with a single floppy disk drive
Wise men change their minds, fools never
WOMAN.ZIP. Great program, but no documentation?
Words must be weighed, not counted.
WordStar's success - next week on Unsolved Mysteries.
Yes, I know ... but I'm only trying to help.
You again?? Don't you ever sleep?
You can't have everything - where would you put it all?
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You have an Amiga, but I have Telemate.
You live and you learn -- or you don't live long.
You say 'New features!!' and I hear 'New bugs!!'
You think you're Smart, but you're Hayes!
You're not on my records, let me look the CDs...
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